An Appleton a day does not keep the doc away

I just got back home with great memories, a little money and possibly strep throat. The story starts on last Thursday I am working at the Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, WI with Tommy Thompson from Minneapolis and Mario Digorgio from Austin both really funny guys it was a great show all week. So a group of ladies invite us to a bar named "Mr. Bigs" sounds like fun already, then they said the magic world "free drinks" yeah and I said magic "word" they were drunk. So we went so we could get some good stories and we did. We walk in pandemonium....ah life on the road. So the lady in charge says one free drink apiece so we drank then before I knew it that one turned into 7. Then this big drunk man goes to tap me on the shoulder which meant running full speed into me, apparently it was shot time, I do a yag bomb cause tequila make me throw up. Afterwards he wants to talk about comedy and his friend is so drunk he sounds like Brad Pitt in Snatch so I just walk away while he is in mid sentence he just turned and continued the story to his friends. I get back to my seat to find and older lady lets call her 109 wanting to work over the big man great but sorry don't do zombies. We chat and I said she had a nice tooth and she took this to mean we should get naked so we drink more she gets louder and more grosser then I realize it is time to not talk to her so I walk away. We decide were gonna leave she hugs us all and plants a cadaver kiss on me which I can only compare to the dementors kiss in harry potter and we left. The next morning I wake up with throat herpes thanks lady from Titanic. Friday and Saturday at the club I was sick delusional and not as funny but I pulled through and here I sit at home now a new hot girl friend who is amazing living ten minutes from me and I can't kiss her till I get the results from my strep test awesome thanks again for the throat herpes crypt keeper till next time.....chubby!!!

Dodge City and the ride home.....

So last time I left you stoner and the fat man had split and I was on my way to dodge city Kansas the home Wyatt Earp. The show was crazy the whole crowd was Mexican the owner was Mexican and the headliner was Mexican and here I am mister whitie. I went up gave them my best stuff and I thought I died a horrible death I got off and the owner came up to me and said I quote "you a funny some bitch" yeah he said "some" and I said but they didn't laugh at all to which he replied well most of them don't speak English so don't worry about it but you killed then he bought 6 smilf shirts so i put that in the win column.
After dodge city I made the long drive home to have two weeks off from comedy. People ask what do you do with two weeks off I cleaned caught up on some work and spent a lot of time with my nephew I also babysat a couple times that was fun we went to the zoo and chuckie cheese the kid is awesome. It is amazing when you stop moving for awhile and realize where your life has gone how many things can change in that moment. Needless to say when I headed back on the road last week for my first gig in 17 days my life was quite a bit different in a good way new energy to take on comedy new jokes and a new lady in my life. So here I am back on the road I am at the skyline comedy cafe in Appleton Wisconsin this week one of my favorite clubs in the world the show rocked last night and I got heckled by a woman from Montreal Canada. It is good to be back. Get ready for some crazy road stories cause I have a feeling it is gonna be good.