what does corperate clean mean?

so alittle while back i was working at a comedy club in kansas city near chirstmas time and usually around christmas time they have corperate parties that buy out the comedy club and we need to do a show refered to in the business as "corperate clean". Now this just means no swear words, no overly sexual material pretty easy right? Well for one comic on the show it turned out to be more diffacult than he has anticipated. Our mc skip told us he did not have a clean set so what should he do? I said less is more don't say anything to cause problems he said ok got it. Then he proceeds to go on stage and say fuck 10 times and the n-word 11 times, needless to say he was reprimanded and told he was not allowed to do material the next night all he was allowed to do was announcments. So the next night he goes up and does just annoucments and gets off then after me he starts talking about how his wife is on meds that make her shit so when they have sex she poops on his alot. I was in shock i thought he had lost his mind he walk off the stage and the manager says "your fired" he said "thank you" and left. You got to admire him for standing up for dirty comedy. see ya next time kids chubby!!!!

My friends at the gym

I just recently started to work out I decided that when I got winded going down the stairs it was time to do something. So when I signed up at the gym I got a free training session with a trainer to teach me the right exercises to reach my goals. When I met the guy he looked just like me. I started to question this guy, oh so I guess I get the fat guy for the free one then when I start paying then I get the guy who is in shape? I mean seriously what are you gonna teach me how to do just enough to get by? The best way to order pizza, come on. He was very put off by my questions he said I am a licensed trainer! I said are the people at the licensing bureau blind? So needless to say I have been doing it on my own and just enjoying the people that come to the gym. My favorites from the last three months, the guy who worked out in jeans and dress shirt way to be half in and half out. The tiny Asian lady that came in and just hit the treadmill like she was training for the iron man running like a 100 for 30 mins straight. The fat guy who fell off the bike, and the lady who was eating a sandwich on the elliptical machine. Hopefully I will be able to keep up with my weight loss 16 pounds so far see ya next time chubby!!