The Last Ride?

Hey Folks I just got doing a Stoner and the Fat man tour a show I co-wrote with Joe Cocozzello 3 of our songs from the show are on my new cd which drops Tues it was suppose to drop this week but I missed spelled Jagermiester so we had to stop the presses and redo it was my bad but stoner and the fat man one of the coolest shows ever and last night was no diffrent. We did 2 nights aberdeen and brookings aberdeen was fun brookings got a little crazy we were sent so many shots I lost count 3 wise men, girl scout cookie, red headed slut, jag bombs, tequila man I still hurt we sang songs that we never wrote and ended up in the bar kitchen eating ribs that were in a mans pocket (things you'll eat when you are drunk) I gave away shirts to people who bought me booze wild night awesome end to the tour.
Joe is moving to New york in a week and Stoner and The fat man are breaking up for now it is kinda sad but don't cry something tells me the stoner and the fat man will ride again. I have so much fun traveling with Joe it is never with out excitement. Today he needed to get home I needed to get to dodge city Kansas so Joe had to rent a car but had no credit card so I rented it and he drove it to Minneapolis talk about nerve racking I'm driving to Kansas Joe is driving my rental car to the Minneapolis airport I call him every 10 mins. So we came up with our drop the car off plan, he pulls in grabs his stuff drops keys in the box and runs doesn't stop for anything long story short it worked and I ended up making it to dodge city. Joe cracks me up he seems so world savvy then again he has no credit card no debit card and has never rented a car but he can sniff out greasy spoons and free cigarettes like a blood hound. Anyways I am hung over and going to bed oh and by the way I am not sure if letting some one drive your rental car is a felony so if any cops are reading this, these are just jokes tee hee.

The Birth Place of The Large Drunk Man

Hey everybody this week I am working one of my favorite clubs one liners in greenwood, IN 10 miles outside of Indianapolis where I fell out of a vagina or was born. I have been working this club for 5 years now and it is also one of the last clubs in the country where you can smoke inside imagine that folks! Yes I was born in Indiana raised in Minnesota from the age of 2. I just spent some time at my favorite hang outs on the road walmart holy lord people need help i saw a women buying a 300 count of tampons and a 30 pack on toilet paper and I stared she said got to stock up the economy is going bad. Yes I know but why tampons and toilet paper wouldn't you think water and food but maybe she has some lower half body problem. I mean what am I talking about I was standing behind her with chips and twisslers I have my own problems. I just wish people would stop believe everything they see on TV like is Gospel people tell half truths and people do lie on TV. Before comedy I worked in TV news in St Paul for 4 years I watched people push important stories down in the news cast so they could get a shooting on first "if it bleeds it leads" true statement in TV news. They say things are running short gas, food, water and we go buy a ton of it hello that is the scam. I guess the moral of this entry is buy water and can goods not tampons and toilet paper save the trees.... Anyways signing off from Indy chat later.

Journey to the SMILF'S

I am on the edge of finnally finishing my third comedy album in 7 years if you think about it a pretty amazing feat. The album is finished I am just in the final part of approving the album art and text it is gonna be the best album yet I am really proud of it. Not only does it have a full 30 mins of live stand up it also has 35 mins of funny songs with a ton of colaborations with other hilarious comics including Rob Brackenridge and Joe Cocozzello who helped create one of the most popular road shows I have ever been a part of called "The Stoner and the Fat Man" can you say standing o in grand junction colorado (I know it is like getting a blow job from a fat girl but still enjoyable). But the album will also include a full length dvd with an hour of stand up and an hour of clips of my in various commercials and the two indy movies I did like "Attack of the Killer Snow Cone Zombies" you heard right. My album drops May 13 so look for it. This has been a 2 year journey and it is exciting and sad it is almost finished but it has been 4 years since my last album this thing is gonna bring the thunder chuddy!!

Tonight in Columbus

Hey everybody welcome to my blog. Tonight I performed the first night of my week at the Columbus funny bone. Quick back story almost a year ago I did a showcase show in columbus at the very same club and it took my career in a incredible new direction Dave Stroupe runs the club and a showcase looking for new talent every month and he decided to book me. He books ten A clubs across the country so I went to dayton and found V who built my new website which is awesome and got my chance to set foot on stage at my first improv comedy club and auditioned for the montreal comedy fest.
So here I am back where it all started opening for Nick Griffen really funny comic who incidentally one of the first comics I every opened for when I started my comedy career in minneapolis. And the crazy things don't end there another comic was auditioning in the first show Jeff Caldwell the comic i opened for in indianapolis when I recorded my new album journey to the SMILF's. It is an awesome night of new beginnings and things coming full circle. I stayed and did the urban show which just means a lot of black people I was a little scared but I killed what a crazy night. Chat again soon.