The Birth Place of The Large Drunk Man

Hey everybody this week I am working one of my favorite clubs one liners in greenwood, IN 10 miles outside of Indianapolis where I fell out of a vagina or was born. I have been working this club for 5 years now and it is also one of the last clubs in the country where you can smoke inside imagine that folks! Yes I was born in Indiana raised in Minnesota from the age of 2. I just spent some time at my favorite hang outs on the road walmart holy lord people need help i saw a women buying a 300 count of tampons and a 30 pack on toilet paper and I stared she said got to stock up the economy is going bad. Yes I know but why tampons and toilet paper wouldn't you think water and food but maybe she has some lower half body problem. I mean what am I talking about I was standing behind her with chips and twisslers I have my own problems. I just wish people would stop believe everything they see on TV like is Gospel people tell half truths and people do lie on TV. Before comedy I worked in TV news in St Paul for 4 years I watched people push important stories down in the news cast so they could get a shooting on first "if it bleeds it leads" true statement in TV news. They say things are running short gas, food, water and we go buy a ton of it hello that is the scam. I guess the moral of this entry is buy water and can goods not tampons and toilet paper save the trees.... Anyways signing off from Indy chat later.