Put the real in reality

Hey folks I am back to talk a little about last comic standing because it seems like some people don't know it is fake. By fake I mean that the show is cast and some of the out comes of the votes are fixed. I hate that they portray the show like anybody can be on the show when they can't. The worst part is comics that are extremely funny some times they use out of context clips to make them look like assholes. It is funny to talk to people after the show who say you should go be on that show like it is as easy as just walking into NBC and saying OK I would like to be on last comic standing where are the cameras? FYI some people are really stupid. It would be like someone walking into a hospital saying I love fixing people where do I start. It was kinda real in the first season when Dave Mordal was on and look what happened Dat Phan won. By the way Dat winning was a fix job too. FOX wanted to do a show with Dat so they told NBC if he won they would pay the prize money and tada Dat wins, when we all know Dave Mordal or Ralpie Mae should have.

Funny side story my buddy Jeff was in LA short time after Dat won he was playing Hollywood Improv and he was headlining and right before he was to on stage Chris Rock walks in and asks to go on for 5 mins which meant 40 mins. So Dat says sure go on warm them up for me so Chris killed and after he was done the entire crowd got up and left except for Jeff and his 3 friends and they sat there to force Dat to do 45 mins just to see him sweat and he said it was so sweet cause they were Dave Mordal fans and hated Dat Phan.

But now after that first season the people at NBC have realized that the only way the show can succeed is to put half famous well established comics on which is a great idea just don't pretend it is American idol and anyone can be on the show cause they can't. I mean they can be on the beginning parts where they make you look like a douche bag but who wants that? Funny enough some comics do. They were on the show for only like 18 seconds and got made fun of and they are really excited and put it on their resume.

So to those people that ask me when you gonna be on last comic standing unless I become managed by NBC probably never. Keep supporting live stand up comedy cause it is where comedy really happens where it is raw and uncensored and to tell you the truth there are so many funny talented comics out on the road who will never be on TV because of nothing more than they are never in the right place at the right time. Keep laughing Chubby!!!

My ass hurts.....Thanks Cupid!

Well boys and girls it has happened Mr. P is smitten with a lady caller. I met her in Columbus Ohio of all places and she lives in Minnesota. She is amazing after a string of dating a ton of unavailable women what ever it was divorced, married, single mom, too far away, too many crazy pills, and just plan straight fucking nuts I started to give up. Then here walks in a gorgeous woman with a smile that could light the world to kick my life up a notch as the kids say. Her name is Anita and I find her intoxicating. (I know this blog is not that funny but I am trying to get laid so bare with me) it is just amazing. I think I became so obsessed with finding the right woman I think I became a little egotistical and did not believe that she would find me and guess what it happened.
So here is the story I am in Columbus working at the comedy club there and those of you that say fate is not real get ready to have your mind blown. So she loves Ohio state football she goes to Columbus a ton it is one of her favorite cities, she is there for work with a friend they walk by the comedy club says lets see the show. I go on stage and 3 mins into my set I say I'm from Minnesota (which I never say on stage) she cheers and decides I need to talk to this guy. After the show we chat about Minnesota have a drink there is an instant connection. The city she most loves in the world next to her home town of Warroad, MN she finds me there, it still blows my mind. It has been almost 3 months and we are really happy I even went to Warroad and met her mom and friends and she met my family. We have laughed, cried, kissed, lived, more in the last 3 months then I have with all my past relationships combined and for those that think that I have gone off the deep end suck it cause I am going off the deep end with an amazing woman.

Thanks for finding me Anita.