Wednesday, July 16, 2008

My ass hurts.....Thanks Cupid!

Well boys and girls it has happened Mr. P is smitten with a lady caller. I met her in Columbus Ohio of all places and she lives in Minnesota. She is amazing after a string of dating a ton of unavailable women what ever it was divorced, married, single mom, too far away, too many crazy pills, and just plan straight fucking nuts I started to give up. Then here walks in a gorgeous woman with a smile that could light the world to kick my life up a notch as the kids say. Her name is Anita and I find her intoxicating. (I know this blog is not that funny but I am trying to get laid so bare with me) it is just amazing. I think I became so obsessed with finding the right woman I think I became a little egotistical and did not believe that she would find me and guess what it happened.
So here is the story I am in Columbus working at the comedy club there and those of you that say fate is not real get ready to have your mind blown. So she loves Ohio state football she goes to Columbus a ton it is one of her favorite cities, she is there for work with a friend they walk by the comedy club says lets see the show. I go on stage and 3 mins into my set I say I'm from Minnesota (which I never say on stage) she cheers and decides I need to talk to this guy. After the show we chat about Minnesota have a drink there is an instant connection. The city she most loves in the world next to her home town of Warroad, MN she finds me there, it still blows my mind. It has been almost 3 months and we are really happy I even went to Warroad and met her mom and friends and she met my family. We have laughed, cried, kissed, lived, more in the last 3 months then I have with all my past relationships combined and for those that think that I have gone off the deep end suck it cause I am going off the deep end with an amazing woman.

Thanks for finding me Anita.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Speechless.