Hey everybody sorry it has been so long since my last blog I have been busy with my lady and family stuff but I just recently working in Milwaukee and something happened that I needed to share. I was working with a very funny comic named Todd Lynn from LA and we were staying in the condo the comedy club put us up in and needless to say the area where the condo is not the best place not crack houseish but kinda bad. So the first day Todd was sitting outside on the front step enjoying the day and I should preface this story Todd doesn't see too well, but anyways an old man who I would guess is homeless or close to it asks him for a couple bucks Todd obliges and jokingly says "Don't you come around here anymore unless you got some hookers".
After the shows the next night me and Todd are in living room watching TV when you guessed it knock on the front door. I get up to see this guy and what I can only describe as fat Albert in woman form, the homeless guy says "Todd home?" I inform Todd his buddy brought him a hooker Todd laughed so hard he almost passed out he asked me what she looked like and I told him a woman fat Albert so he gets up and speaks to the guy I listen in I hear broken sentences like Hooker: "I take it in the butt" Todd: "That is not sweeten the deal". Hooker: "I'm real good you wanna sample?" Todd: "No thanks" Hooker: "What is your problem?" Todd: "I like my hookers to look like women" Hooker: "This big coat is covering up my body look at these tits" Todd: "All I see is two fat rolls with nipples" so after that comment some swear words flew on both sides and they left Todd came back in and we finished watching sex and the city. Fif Chubby!!!
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