An Appleton a day does not keep the doc away

I just got back home with great memories, a little money and possibly strep throat. The story starts on last Thursday I am working at the Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, WI with Tommy Thompson from Minneapolis and Mario Digorgio from Austin both really funny guys it was a great show all week. So a group of ladies invite us to a bar named "Mr. Bigs" sounds like fun already, then they said the magic world "free drinks" yeah and I said magic "word" they were drunk. So we went so we could get some good stories and we did. We walk in pandemonium....ah life on the road. So the lady in charge says one free drink apiece so we drank then before I knew it that one turned into 7. Then this big drunk man goes to tap me on the shoulder which meant running full speed into me, apparently it was shot time, I do a yag bomb cause tequila make me throw up. Afterwards he wants to talk about comedy and his friend is so drunk he sounds like Brad Pitt in Snatch so I just walk away while he is in mid sentence he just turned and continued the story to his friends. I get back to my seat to find and older lady lets call her 109 wanting to work over the big man great but sorry don't do zombies. We chat and I said she had a nice tooth and she took this to mean we should get naked so we drink more she gets louder and more grosser then I realize it is time to not talk to her so I walk away. We decide were gonna leave she hugs us all and plants a cadaver kiss on me which I can only compare to the dementors kiss in harry potter and we left. The next morning I wake up with throat herpes thanks lady from Titanic. Friday and Saturday at the club I was sick delusional and not as funny but I pulled through and here I sit at home now a new hot girl friend who is amazing living ten minutes from me and I can't kiss her till I get the results from my strep test awesome thanks again for the throat herpes crypt keeper till next time.....chubby!!!